The Library Book

[kat2220]

Library book
Judi stormed up to the front desk of the library and said,
"I have a complaint!"

"Yes, ma'am?"

"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"

"What was wrong with it?"

"It had way too many characters and there was no plot
whatsoever!"

The librarian nodded and said,
"Ahh. So you must be the person who took our phone book."

 

[97forever]

Blondes shouldn't be allowed to read.

 

[majestyx]

Originally posted by 97forever@Dec 18 2003, 02:29 PM
Blondes shouldn't be allowed to read.

Here we go again, huh?

 

[bowtie]

They won't let you check out another one Maj. :lol:

 

[majestyx]

Originally posted by bowtie@Dec 18 2003, 03:44 PM
They won't let you check out another one Maj. :lol:

You better be glad that it's Christmastime and I am in a forgiving mood!

(Although, ask 97 how work has been going lately! And also ask him about the bumper sticker I keep threatening to carry around in my purse for just such special occasions!)

 

[97forever]

Originally posted by majestyx+Dec 18 2003, 03:59 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (majestyx @ Dec 18 2003, 03:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--bowtie@Dec 18 2003, 03:44 PM
They won't let you check out another one Maj. :lol:

You better be glad that it's Christmastime and I am in a forgiving mood!

(Although, ask 97 how work has been going lately! And also ask him about the bumper sticker I keep threatening to carry around in my purse for just such special occasions!) [/b][/quote]
Maj! Surely you would not use the dreaded bumper sticker??? Trust me Bow..... you and Flametamer better lay off the blonde jokes.


(There Maj---that should get me off the hook anyway. )

 

[kat2220]

Did I say anything about Blondes????? Not this trip!

 

[DeeDee]

Originally posted by 97forever@Dec 18 2003, 03:29 PM
Blondes shouldn't be allowed to read.

Careful love....

 

[boB]

Oh My!!!

A blond in a Bimmer convertible!!

I wonder if she'd want to take me home and keep me for a pet?

I think I'm in love! or maybe just lust?
wonder if she'd let me play with the Bimmer all by myself?
it's obvious this one has a sense of something, just by the license plate.
Wonder if we could get her to stand on her head in a mini-skirt to read that plate for us?

Guess I've said too much already here. Wife might read it and I'll be in trouble again. or yet. actually still. I think I'm in trouble with her for at least the next half dozen lifetimes, maybe more. Oh well, there's always a blonde or two somewhere.

 

[Flametamer]