THE LOVE TOlIET

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THE LOVE TOlIET

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Top 10 Country and Western songs.


10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I Woke Up With a Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night... That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long

 

[Benevolent One]

What about "She's My Wife, She's My Sister"?

That was the official state song of Arkansas for a while, wasn't it?

 

[Magnethead]

What about "She's My Wife, She's My Sister"?

That was the official state song of Arkansas for a while, wasn't it?

no, most of the population couldn't sing it because the arms on their heads would always hit them if they tried to sing it