The Most Functional English Word
Well, it's ****...that's right, ****!
**** may just be the most functional
word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get ****-faced,
Be **** out of luck,
or have **** for brains.
With a little effort,
you can get your **** together,
Find a place for your ****, Or
be asked to **** or get off the pot.
You can smoke ****,
buy ****,
sell ****,
lose ****,
find ****,
forget ****,
and tell others to eat ****.
Some people know their ****, while
others can't tell the difference
between **** and Shineola.
There are lucky ****s,
dumb ****s,
crazy ****s,
There is bull ****,
horse **** and
chicken ****.
You can throw ****,
sling ****,
catch ****,
shoot the ****,
or duck when the **** hits the fan.
You can give a **** or
serve **** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep ****
or be happier than a pig in ****.
Some days are colder than ****,
some days are hotter than ****,
and some days are just plain ******.
Some music sounds like ****,
things can look like ****,
and there are times when you feel like ****.
You can have too much ****,
not enough ****,
the right ****,
the wrong **** or
a lot of weird ****.
You can carry ****,
have a mountain of ****, or find
yourself up **** creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall
in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your ****,
you don't need to know anything else.
You could pass this along, if you give a ****. Or not do so, If you
don't give a ****!
Well ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do
Give A **** and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of ****. But
if you
happened to catch a load of **** from some **** ZZZhead........Well,
**** happens!
Well, it's ****...that's right, ****!
**** may just be the most functional
word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get ****-faced,
Be **** out of luck,
or have **** for brains.
With a little effort,
you can get your **** together,
Find a place for your ****, Or
be asked to **** or get off the pot.
You can smoke ****,
buy ****,
sell ****,
lose ****,
find ****,
forget ****,
and tell others to eat ****.
Some people know their ****, while
others can't tell the difference
between **** and Shineola.
There are lucky ****s,
dumb ****s,
crazy ****s,
There is bull ****,
horse **** and
chicken ****.
You can throw ****,
sling ****,
catch ****,
shoot the ****,
or duck when the **** hits the fan.
You can give a **** or
serve **** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep ****
or be happier than a pig in ****.
Some days are colder than ****,
some days are hotter than ****,
and some days are just plain ******.
Some music sounds like ****,
things can look like ****,
and there are times when you feel like ****.
You can have too much ****,
not enough ****,
the right ****,
the wrong **** or
a lot of weird ****.
You can carry ****,
have a mountain of ****, or find
yourself up **** creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall
in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your ****,
you don't need to know anything else.
You could pass this along, if you give a ****. Or not do so, If you
don't give a ****!
Well ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do
Give A **** and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of ****. But
if you
happened to catch a load of **** from some **** ZZZhead........Well,
**** happens!
It is not just good ****, it is amazing ****! 