The New Official Dessert Of Nascar

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Monday, August 9, 2004; 1:53PM EST

(AP) Daytona Beach, FL -

McFlurry the new Offical Dessert of Nascar

This afternoon Nascar announced the signing of the McFlurry, a McDonalds dessert consisting of soft serve ice cream whipped and blended with a varying assortment of toppings, as the official dessert of Nascar. The McFlurry, courtesy of McDonalds, now becomes one of the many official sponsors of Nascar.

The relatively brief and unannounced press conference came in the midst of Nascar engaged in quite a battle with teams in terms of conflicts of interest in sponsorship. Recent winners, Jeff Gordon and Jimmie Johnson, both Hendrick Motorsports drivers, celebrated their victories without any TV exposure to Powerade, a Coca-Cola product and an official Nascar sponsor, in order to honor their own sponsorship commitments to Pepsi, a rival product to Coca-Cola. Fines have been handed down by Nascar to show their displeasure with teams who fail to honor Nascar's sponsors. Teams have voiced their displeasure against Nascar as well.

Nascar president Mike Helton stated, "We are very excited about having the McFlurry and McDonalds join our stable of sponsorships. I have had many past relationships with the McFlurry, and I needed the aid of Stacker2, also an official Nascar sponsor, to keep my weight down." When asked about the growing problem of conflict of interest, Helton replied, "We are a business, but we are always looking out for our drivers. Several of them need a McFlurry, several need some Stacker2, and being that they are Nascar sponsors, all the products are at the tip of their fingers." A McDonalds spokesperson was unavailable for comment at the time of this writing.


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Originally posted by RobbyG Fan@Aug 9 2004, 03:01 PM
"We are a business, but we are always looking out for our drivers. Several of them need a McFlurry, several need some Stacker2, and being that they are Nascar sponsors, all the products are at the tip of their fingers."
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This official stuff is getting out of hand. With all this official stuff, does nascar have:

Official Soft Toilet Paper
Official Economy Toilet Paper
Official Manufacturer of Aluminum Wheels
Official Manufactuerer of Steel Wheels
Official Pants
Official Disposable drinking cup brand
Official Pen
Official Computer
Official Gaming System
Official 3rd party Game accessories company
Official Computer Supplies
Official .... you get the point
 
Now you can go get yer Dale Junior bucket of chicken, yer Dale Junior cup-o-shrimp, yer Jeff Gordon Pepsi, and top it off with a Jamie McFlurry! Maybe even top it off with some Elliott Sadler melt in yer mouth not on yer restrictor plate chocolate candies. Then you'll need some Scott toilet tissue, Dale Earnhardt edition...it's rough, it's tough, and it won't take no s**t off nobody! :lol:
 
Originally posted by EatMorePossum@Aug 9 2004, 06:31 PM
Now you can go get yer Dale Junior bucket of chicken, yer Dale Junior cup-o-shrimp, yer Jeff Gordon Pepsi, and top it off with a Jamie McFlurry! Maybe even top it off with some Elliott Sadler melt in yer mouth not on yer restrictor plate chocolate candies. Then you'll need some Scott toilet tissue, Dale Earnhardt edition...it's rough, it's tough, and it won't take no s**t off nobody! :lol:
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will Trojan be the official condom?
or will RCA be the official tv? how many official things do yo uneed in this sport? i say beer and cars are enough
 
Hey we could become the official forum of NASCAR?
Or the new york times could be the official newspaper
or Six Flags could be the official amusement park
or Enron could be the official stock :lol:
or Iraq could be the official 'Arab country of NASCAR'
 
:XXROFL: x INFINITY!

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By the way, I hope you guys know this story is false, I made it up. :D Well knowing Nascar, it could be coming true any day now. :lol:
 
I think a couple of em took the bait.


And the line...


And the sinker...


Still really funny! Good job there RF.

:cheers:
 
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