Greg
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A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he brings the bird to the farm, it rushes in and takes care all 150 hens. The farmer is impressed thinking about all the eggs the hens would hatch. At lunch, the rooster again has a go at all 150 hens. The farmer gets a bit worried now.
The next day, he finds the rooster with the ducks, geese, & a parrot too which is now scaring him. Later that day, he finds the rooster lying pale, half-dead with vultures circling over its head. The farmer says, "You horny bastard, you deserve this." The rooster opens one eye, points up, & whispers, "Shh! Don't shout, let them land!"
The next day, he finds the rooster with the ducks, geese, & a parrot too which is now scaring him. Later that day, he finds the rooster lying pale, half-dead with vultures circling over its head. The farmer says, "You horny bastard, you deserve this." The rooster opens one eye, points up, & whispers, "Shh! Don't shout, let them land!"