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Car-prang secretary bites off boss's todger

A Sin Chew Daily eyewatering report

By Lester Haines • Get more from this author


A Singapore woman who hired a private detective to probe her husband's suspected infidelities got more than sufficient material for a divorce when the gumshoe witnessed the chap's secretary accidently bite off his todger.

According to reports in China Press and, we kid you not, the Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was orally pleasuring her boss in a parked car in a Singapore park when the vehicle was hit by a reversing van.

The investigator recounted: “On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently. After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood.”

The private dick called an ambulance which whisked the victim to hospital. The woman "later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ".

The detective admitted it was "the first time he had encountered such an incident".

Reports do not note the current state of the man's marriage, nor of his *****. ®
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Oh my!
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Even if this is a completely made up report, it is still hilarious. It seems like something made up, but, of course, we don't know.

If it is true, it serves him right. I just hope it doesn't scare her off from doing that forever. Women who do that well, truly make the world a better place. :beerbang:
 
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