"Praying Parrots"
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have
a problem.
I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say
one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, "Hi, we're hookers. Want to
have some fun?
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a
solution to your problem. Bring your female parrots over to
my house and I will put them with my two male talking
parrots whom I have taught to pray. My parrots will teach
your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your
female parrots will learn to pray"
"Thank you!" the woman responded.
The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the
priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary
beads and praying in their cage.
The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots
and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're hookers, want to
have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over to the other male parrot and
says, "Put the beads away, George. Our prayers have been
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have
a problem.
I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say
one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, "Hi, we're hookers. Want to
have some fun?
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a
solution to your problem. Bring your female parrots over to
my house and I will put them with my two male talking
parrots whom I have taught to pray. My parrots will teach
your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your
female parrots will learn to pray"
"Thank you!" the woman responded.
The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the
priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary
beads and praying in their cage.
The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots
and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're hookers, want to
have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over to the other male parrot and
says, "Put the beads away, George. Our prayers have been
