"The Official Dentist of NASCAR."

[dpkimmel2001]

Seriously?

Yep.

I think I'll stick with mine, thanks.


Guess who made the announcement?

 

[Skoalbandit33]

Nascar is in need of dough so I would guess they would accept Ducolax as the official stool softener of Nascar. If you're gonna have soft walls ya might as well have soft stools too.

 

[Charlie Spencer]

Does this mean tooth decay is the official disease of NASCAR?

This guy uses Aspen Dental ->

 

[Charlie Spencer]

Nascar is in need of dough so I would guess they would accept Ducolax as the official stool softener of Nascar. If you're gonna have soft walls ya might as well have soft stools too.

I've been to many tracks where I would rather have a soft stool than an aluminum bench.

 

[dpkimmel2001]

 

[Kiante]

 

[ToyYoda]

I go to Volare Dental, it's pretty much the same thing.

 

[kyle18fan]

Every other "package" has been discussed ....................its time to move to the dental package

 

[Charlie Spencer]

I go to Volare Dental, it's pretty much the same thing.

The Plymouth Volare and Dodge Aspen were interchangeable Chrysler models! Volare, Aspen; this is another sign that Dodge is coming back!!!

 

[Greg]

Nascar is in need of dough so I would guess they would accept Ducolax as the official stool softener of Nascar. If you're gonna have soft walls ya might as well have soft stools too.

The skeered ****less wrecks could marketed "the Ducolax moment" of the race.

 

[pjmolo]

A NASCAR fan who began celebrating upon hearing the news . . .

 

[Charlie Spencer]

The skeered ****less wrecks could marketed "the Ducolax moment" of the race.

That indicates they're athletes!

 

[Charlie Spencer]

A NASCAR fan who began celebrating upon hearing the news . . .

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What has 44 legs and 140 teeth?

Bottom row, S/F line section at Talladega.

 

[Skoalbandit33]

The Plymouth Volare and Dodge Aspen were interchangeable Chrysler models! Volare, Aspen; this is another sign that Dodge is coming back!!!

Just keep an extra ballast resistor in the glove compartment or the slant 6 will leave you stranded.

 

[Charlie Spencer]

Just keep an extra ballast resistor in the glove compartment or the slant 6 will leave you stranded.

The Slant-6 is the solution to improving competition at Indianapolis.

 

[Skoalbandit33]

The Slant-6 is the solution to improving competition at Indianapolis.

You couldn't hurt those babies as they just kept going and going.

 

[Charlie Spencer]

You couldn't hurt those babies as they just kept going and going.

It was the perfect engine for this rookie driver when my parents gave me their '67 Valient as my first car. That thing would run on three quarts of oil and a couple of gallons of coolant. I only scrapped it when my girlfriend lifted the carpet and discovered the floorboards were completely rusted away (a legacy of three winters on Michigan's salted roads).

 

[Skoalbandit33]

It was the perfect engine for this rookie driver when my parents gave me their '67 Valient as my first car. That thing would run on three quarts of oil and a couple of gallons of coolant. I only scrapped it when my girlfriend lifted the carpet and discovered the floorboards were completely rusted away (a legacy of three winters on Michigan's salted roads).

I had an old Dodge Dart and other than the torsion bar pulling through the frame and a few ballast resistors the thing was a tank.

 

[Greg]

That indicates they're athletes!

"what can brown do for you"

 

[DIDIT]

OK, so I don't mind something being the "official" whatever of NASCAR, but I think there needs to be a reasonable expectation that those within the NASCAR industry will actually use the product. I can't imagine anyone with a decent dental plan using Aspen. I have been to these tooth mills and honestly they are disgusting. I respect Danica, does she even use Aspen?

 

[Greg]

OK, so I don't mind something being the "official" whatever of NASCAR, but I think there needs to be a reasonable expectation that those within the NASCAR industry will actually use the product. I can't imagine anyone with a decent dental plan using Aspen. I have been to these tooth mills and honestly they are disgusting. I respect Danica, does she even use Aspen?

Evidently they are a one star out of five, the lower 20 percent , or about 29th out of 36 charters.

https://www.consumeraffairs.com/dentists/dds_oh_aspen_dental.html