The Official Potato ????

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be9ak7ts16

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This licensing thing is getting way out of hand. We just picked up a 5 pound bag of Viking Potato's with the "Officially Licensed by NASCAR" logo on it.
 
don't hate the official potato, learn to embrace mass marketing...
 
Never said I hated the potato, just the idea of "The Official Potato of NA$CAR " borders on the absurd. What next?????
 
Peas and Carrots.
Run, Forrest, Run!

Ya pays ya money, ya gits ya "OFFICIAL" status is all. IT'S BUSINESS!
 
hehe now, i would love to eat the officail potato.. o_O is there an offical candy?? i would so eat it..
 
be9ak7ts16 said:
Never said I hated the potato, just the idea of "The Official Potato of NA$CAR " borders on the absurd. What next?????
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The official toilet tissue of NASCAR?????:eek:
 
The official toilet paper of NASCAR.

Just think about that. We could have 1,000 pictures of our favorite (or least favorite) driver on every roll.

OR pictures of all the different paint schemes he's had on his car the last couple of months.

How about pictures of the owner's, crew chiefs, over the wall gang?

Maybe even pictures of all the different tracks and their rest rooms, the porta potties, before and after the race and we could somehow package the smell?

The possiblities are almost endless here.

Think of the money to be made.

Now where the heck did I put Brian's phone number?
 
Sorry about all those multiple posts. I tried to post those earlier this morning and the board would not respond and now they appear from somewhere out in cyberspace to make me look to fool...

I wish the world of our forum to know that I do not need the help of any message board, nor some stray electron or whatever floating around out there in the ether, to make me look the fool.

I can do that quite well, all by myself, thank you!

And now I have to get back to work on finding a company able to bring my new line of NASCAR toilet paper to market.

I am going to be rich beyond belief, for sure, for sure.
 
boB, don't worry about it. Those stupid electrons out there in cyberspace tend to make fools of everyone from time to time.

Now, about that NASCAR-themed TP. Hope you make a bundle. :)
 
kat2220 said:
What brand NW? I'll try it! hehehe :D
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Me too. Especially if it has the Busch brothers on it.

Smack, smack. I'll probably get clobbered for that one. :)
 
muggle not said:
Me too. Especially if it has the Busch brothers on it.

Smack, smack. I'll probably get clobbered for that one. :)
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Careful muggle, that may cost you 25 point and $25,000.....actions detrimental to letting NASCAR make more money.;) :D :eek:
 
TexasRaceLady said:
Oh, Lord have mercy, esorlxaw you owe me a new keyboard because I just spewed tea on this one.

ROTFLMAO
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Sorry, we can discuss as a "payback" package later. How about I drive across the front of your car after you accidentally get into me. You go talk to my crew chief, I'll throw my helmet and then we'll both cuss each other on tv?
 
esorlxaw said:
Sorry, we can discuss as a "payback" package later. How about I drive across the front of your car after you accidentally get into me. You go talk to my crew chief, I'll throw my helmet and then we'll both cuss each other on tv?
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:XXROFL:

Now you owe me a keyboard and a large latte!!!:eek:
 
esorlxaw said:
Sorry, we can discuss as a "payback" package later. How about I drive across the front of your car after you accidentally get into me. You go talk to my crew chief, I'll throw my helmet and then we'll both cuss each other on tv?
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Penalty Announcement!!!! $25,000 fine (payable to Kat and I accept Paypal) but no point (post) deduction. See section 123-4-567 of the Racing-Forums Rulebook. DO NOT MAKE THE KAT SPEW SWEET TEA. I'll share with TRL! :D
 
esorlxaw said:
Sorry, we can discuss as a "payback" package later. How about I drive across the front of your car after you accidentally get into me. You go talk to my crew chief, I'll throw my helmet and then we'll both cuss each other on tv?
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Deal --- but let me get my sponsors mentioned first. ROTFL
 
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