The official "Y'all get a room" thread

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EatMorePossum

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Seeing as this forum is over run with raging hormones, I thought I'd open this up as a public cervix...I mean SERVICE, for all our courtin' members. Rates are $25 per day, or $5 per hour, made payable to EMP Enterprises, LLC.

Y'all have at it, and remember: Always use protection. I recommend a pre-nup...


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This is just what the Dr. ordered, EMP!


edited for poor grammar! ^_^
 
I reconsidered after all. The checks in the mail, EMP!! 5 bucks an hour aint a real bad deal.


edit: removed comment. That was not necessary.
 
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Boy you dropped me fast didn't you !!!!

Oh well ..... guess I didn't lose anything. ^_^
 
Originally posted by 97forever@Oct 22 2004, 11:06 AM
Hormones, pheromones,...we are full of 'mones' here.
I know, I've heard them for about three days now...


Oh, you said "mones"...thought you said m-o-a-n-s-.
 
I don't either Kelly .... never been good at dating anyway !!!! ^_^
 
I believe the first post should be self explanatory. If not, I can't help you! :lol:
 
Okay, since you brought this up sort of EMP, let me ask this question. How many of us here have found our mates via online services? I know there are more of us out there than one might think. I met my wife actually before the internet got going good, but nonetheless, it was an online type of thing. I met my wife way back in '92 on the Prodigy service. :waver:
 
Originally posted by Stargazing922@Oct 23 2004, 07:38 PM
EMP and myself met online.
Yeah, and we got us a room..a whole HOUSE full of 'em ! :wub:
 
Originally posted by EatMorePossum+Oct 24 2004, 11:25 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (EatMorePossum @ Oct 24 2004, 11:25 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Stargazing922@Oct 23 2004, 07:38 PM
EMP and myself met online.
Yeah, and we got us a room..a whole HOUSE full of 'em ! :wub: [/b][/quote]
Awww...Thats sweet
 
So by my math, this is Day Four of posting in this thread...at $25 a day....y'all owe me a hundred bucks so far.



Money orders may be mailed to EMP Enterprises in care of this website. I don't trust most of y'all enough to take a check...


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Thought I should add some pick up lines to this thread, LOL

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...
"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
 
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

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You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche

never known a girl with sliver eyes before. :lol:
 
Man: Did it hurt when you hit the ground?
Woman: What do you mean?
Man: When you fell from Heaven.. ^_^


Man: Call me Fred Flintstone..
Woman: Why?
Man: 'Cause i'll make your bed rock!
 
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