You all know what the big "N" is for on the University of Nebraska helmets don't you? (K) .... Nowledge
A Nebraska Cornhusker Scientist invented a new mouse trap...it was 10 years in peer review because none of his peers knew about "Antimiceitosis"
Three Nebraska Cornhusker fans are in a bar arguing about the best looking Cheer Leader...first fan says "I like that little gal on the right...kinda thick ankles but she looks like a breeder"...next guy says, "I like the gal on the left...those bazoongas could feed a whole family". Last guy says "I like the gal in the middle...smart, athletic, and if she had another ear she would be perfect".