The Perfect Life

Zerkfitting

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I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Then enjoy your retirement and collect all of your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 30-40 years until you're too young to work.


You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in Spa-like conditions - Central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.
 
I often hear folks say "If I had only known the things I do now when I was young". Personally, I think if that were the case my kids would probably be laying flowers on my grave every Memorial day...that is...if they even existed :dunce:
 
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