The River
> >>
> >>
> >> Three men were hiking through a forest when they
> >> came upon a large, raging
> >> violent river. Needing to get on the other side,
> >> the first man prayed,
> >> "God, please give me the strength to cross the
> >> river."
> >>
> >>
> >> Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he
> >> was able to swim across
> >> in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
> >>
> >>
> >> After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God,
> >> please give me strength
> >> and the tools to cross the river."
> >>
> >>
> >> Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and
> >> strong legs and he was able
> >> to row across in about an hour after almost
> >> capsizing once.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third
> >> man prayed, "God,
> >> please give me the strength, the tools and the
> >> intelligence to cross
> >> this river."
> >>
> >>
> >> Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the
> >> map, hiked one hundred
> >> yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Three men were hiking through a forest when they
> >> came upon a large, raging
> >> violent river. Needing to get on the other side,
> >> the first man prayed,
> >> "God, please give me the strength to cross the
> >> river."
> >>
> >>
> >> Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he
> >> was able to swim across
> >> in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
> >>
> >>
> >> After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God,
> >> please give me strength
> >> and the tools to cross the river."
> >>
> >>
> >> Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and
> >> strong legs and he was able
> >> to row across in about an hour after almost
> >> capsizing once.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third
> >> man prayed, "God,
> >> please give me the strength, the tools and the
> >> intelligence to cross
> >> this river."
> >>
> >>
> >> Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the
> >> map, hiked one hundred
> >> yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
> >>
> >>