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"The Romantic Wife"
A wife, being a romantic sort, sent her husband a text
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
"If you are laughing, send me your smile.
"If you are eating, send me a bite.
"If you are drinking, send me a sip.
"If you are crying, send me your tears.
"I love you!"
The husband, replied,
"Am on toilet ......Please advise."
A wife, being a romantic sort, sent her husband a text
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
"If you are laughing, send me your smile.
"If you are eating, send me a bite.
"If you are drinking, send me a sip.
"If you are crying, send me your tears.
"I love you!"
The husband, replied,
"Am on toilet ......Please advise."
