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sgbg88
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I found this the other day and had a good laugh. Enjoy and feel free to post every where. Men need to be informed!
1. The female always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
7. If rule six applies, the male must apologize immediatley for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The female can change her mind at any given time.
9. The male must never change his mind without written consent from the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset and any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. If the female has P.M.S. all rules are null and void.
14. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm to the male.
1. The female always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
7. If rule six applies, the male must apologize immediatley for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The female can change her mind at any given time.
9. The male must never change his mind without written consent from the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset and any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. If the female has P.M.S. all rules are null and void.
14. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm to the male.
