The Simpsons Quotes

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Homer Simpson: Remember son, it's not whether you win or lose....it's how drunk you get.

Marge: Homer, you do remember your promise to the children?
Homer: Sure do! When you're 18, you're out the door!

Homer: Hello I'm Chad Sexington.
Marge: How did you get my number.
Homer: I don't know.

Lisa: "Dad! We did something very bad!"
Homer: "Did you wreck the car?"
Bart: "No..."
Homer: "Did you raise the dead?"
Lisa: "Yes!"
Homer: "But the car's okay?"
Lisa and Bart (dejected): "Uh-huh."
Homer: "Alright, then."
 
I just loooove The Simpsons!!...Can you come up with any more Happy, they were funny as! :D
 
Ok, Here we go:


Homer: (while living room is in flames after setting his GED on fire) I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T....I mean S-M-A-R-T...

Homer: To alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems."

Homer: You don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day and do it really half-assed! That's the American way!"

Horror Shop Owner: "Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse!"
Homer: "Ooh, that's bad."
Horror Shop Owner: "But it comes with a free Frogurt!"
Homer: "That's good!"
Horror Shop Owner: "The Frogurt is also cursed."
Homer: "That's bad."
Horror Shop Owner: "But, you get your choice of topping!"
Homer: "That's good!"
Horror Shop Owner: "The toppings contain Potassium Benzoate. (Silence) That's bad."
Homer: "Can I go now?"
 
SImpsons are the best!!

My sister and I were talkign abotu the eveloution of the chacthers the other day. I liek that Homer thing, it really goes to shwo how much they have changed since there debute on the Trace Ulman show!
 
Their ok. But I will take King of the Hill anyday. Like those beer dringing redneks. :D
 
Originally posted by Gollum@Jul 2 2003, 08:34 AM
Their ok. But I will take King of the Hill anyday. Like those beer dringing redneks. :D
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alright, ya'll quit talking about me. :D
 
Dont threadjack my thread into a King of the Trailer Park thread. Keep it simple, besides... Simpsons is much better. :D
 
It depends. on whos watching. Oh by the way. The Hill bunch live in houses.
 
Whatdya mean it depends ? The Simpsons has I dont know, more than 70% of the country watching it and millions more around the world and anyone can understand their comedy. I'm not goin to argue with you with you though

More Simpsons Quotes:

Wiggum: Where's Sideshow Bob?
Prisoner: I think he escaped.
Wiggum: Oh no... Alright, if anyone asks I beat him to death.

Krusty the Clown to newfound daughter:
"I'm not the kind of father who does things, or says stuff, or looks at you... but the love is there."

Lionel Hutz: "Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it." {combs hair with fork}

Lisa: "Where are the dice?"
Todd: "Daddy says dice are wicked."
Rod: " We just move one space at a time. It's less fun that way."

Homer: Who made you Judge Judy and Executioner?!?
Lawyer to Homer: Now you're my first client who actually is injured, and according to this book (law) that really helps.
 
Like I said depends on who is watching. A large number of that 70% also whatch the Hills. But what ever flots you little boat.
 
Lenny: You know, I always thought a guy with two wives would be really happy
Carl: No, it's a guy with two knives.
Moe (standing behind the bar holding two knives and laughing): Oh man this is great.

Drunken Homer: Well, the thing about my family is that there's five of 'em. Marge, Bart, girl-Bart, the one that doesn't talk, and the fat one. Oh how I loathe him...

Leonard Nimoy: "Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true, and by true, I mean false. It's all lies, but they're entertaining lies, and, in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is no."
 
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