The sky is falling - during the All-Star race!

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nascage

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As some of you may know, we're all going to perish next weekend, according to stories such as this, which are abundant on the internet right now.

I was just wondering if anyone here has any inside connections to the higher-ups at NASCAR. The world is supposed to end May 21st at 6:00 pm, but no one is specifying whether it's eastern, mountain, or pacific time. I would just like to contact any NASCAR executive and petition for an earlier start time for the All-Star race. I say we get this race in before all hell breaks loose. Well, before all hell breaks loose on mother earth, that is. I still wanna see all hell break loose on the racetrack, as we're accustomed to see at times during this race.

Any help would be greatly appreciated. I'd hate to see the Busch/Harvick fued go unresolved because of some lousy apocalypse.

Thank you. And it's been nice chatting with all of you, in advance.
 
If this is indeed the coming of the end, I'd hope it's Ragnarök instead of the Biblical Rapture and Apocalypse. If you've ever read about Ragnarok, you'd realize how awesome it is!
 
SpeedPagan said:
If this is indeed the coming of the end, I'd hope it's Ragnarök instead of the Biblical Rapture and Apocalypse. If you've ever read about Ragnarok, you'd realize how awesome it is!
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Gee, I was hoping for something with more sex and alcohol...just sayin' :rolleyes:
 
SpeedPagan said:
If this is indeed the coming of the end, I'd hope it's Ragnarök instead of the Biblical Rapture and Apocalypse. If you've ever read about Ragnarok, you'd realize how awesome it is!
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Gee, I've never heard of this before. Says your link (Wiki):

In Norse mythology, Ragnarök (Old Norse "final destiny of the gods") is a series of future events, including a great battle foretold to ultimately result in the death of a number of major figures (including the gods Odin, Thor, Týr, Freyr, Heimdall, and Loki), the occurrence of various natural disasters, and the subsequent submersion of the world in water. Afterward, the world will resurface anew and fertile, the surviving and reborn gods will meet, and the world will be repopulated by two human survivors.

Hope the two survivors aren't Kyle Busch and Delana Harvick.

Umm ... awkward.
 
Clutch said:
Gee, I was hoping for something with more sex and alcohol...just sayin' :rolleyes:
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The Norse Pantheon has several gods and goddess that are sexually active....Freyja slept with dwarfs, Odin slept with a giant, Freyr who married a giant. Then of course, you have Odin and Thor who drinks ALOT of Alcohol, and I do mean ALOT.

:D
 
nascage said:
The world is supposed to end May 21st at 6:00 pm, but no one is specifying whether it's eastern, mountain, or pacific time.
The idea that Judgment Day is this May 21st first gained national attention with the teachings of Harold Camping of Family Radio.com.

He and others say the date came straight from the Bible itself and dates back to God warning Noah about the "great flood" in 4990 BC.
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AndyMarquisLive said:
Damn it, I thought it was December 21, 2012.
the mayan calendar ends here and some believe the earth will also.
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first i've heard of the 21 may date.
 
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My brother in-law lives in Denmark. I called him a few hours ago and 6 PM had passed without any sheet happening. I think the guy said "rupture" and was misquoted.
 
SlowNeasy said:
already planning christmas for 12/20/12. be damned if i'm missing presents for the end of the world.
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Friends of SlowNeasy - take note.
Here are some bad christmas gifts for 12/20/12:

an electric razor
chia pets
winning lottery tickets
new swimming trunks
2013 new years eve eyeglasses
fruit basket with green bananas
tickets to 2013 Daytona 500
Denny's breakfast gift certificate
alarm clock
 
Well, this was one a bust. I am gonna root for Jimmie to get seven in row now, just in case the 2012 one happens. :D
 
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