the teacher failed...

[Magnethead]

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/story/26366...unk?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

An Arlington ISD first grade teacher is on administrative leave after police say she came to work drunk.

Megan Updegraff, 28, was arrested at West Elementary School on Friday.

 

[DanicaFreak]

"No offiser I wuz trYING Ta show da kidz the effectz of booz on humaz bodieszzz"

 

[mike honcho]

If they are not having sex with students they are getting drunk.Definitely not school like I remember but thinking about going back though.

 

[Greg]

It has been heartbreaking to read about these teachers. They really go out their way to educate the boys these days, smoking hawt ones too.

They didnt provide that type of comprehensive education when I was a kid.

 

[StandOnIt]

aw crap, we had one that came drunk without her pants on. Was in the wrong classroom too.