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[Greg]

The technology to power up your pc with renewable Kinetic energy is at hand.

The energy crisis could be over – after Pornhub tapped into one of the world’s great unused reservoirs of energy.

Yep – the furious wrists of internet masturbators, many of whom are (of course) glued to Pornhub.

Ever keen to stay classy, Pornhub has called their gizmo the ‘Wankband’.

The site urges users to ‘Create dirty energy,’ by wearing the Wankband while, ah, self-pleasuring – and has urged users to come up with their own ideas using the hashtag #wankband.

The wrist-mounted gadget contains a kinetic charger that can be used to power up gadgets such as iPhones.

http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/27/wankb...harnesses-the-energy-of-masturbation-5081633/

 

[Johali]

The technology to power up your pc with renewable Kinetic energy is at hand.

The energy crisis could be over – after Pornhub tapped into one of the world’s great unused reservoirs of energy.

Yep – the furious wrists of internet masturbators, many of whom are (of course) glued to Pornhub.

Ever keen to stay classy, Pornhub has called their gizmo the ‘Wankband’.

The site urges users to ‘Create dirty energy,’ by wearing the Wankband while, ah, self-pleasuring – and has urged users to come up with their own ideas using the hashtag #wankband.

The wrist-mounted gadget contains a kinetic charger that can be used to power up gadgets such as iPhones.

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