These Are Headlines?

[kat2220]

STUPID-HEADLINES.
(thanks stan).

10 Revolting Officers Executed

2 sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter

20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar

40 Men Escape Watery Graves

All-Stars Turn On Sparse Crowd

 

[TexasRaceLady]

ROTFL

There are times when I swear I've been in the checkout line for 18 years.