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Children's sermon:
One Easter Sunday morning as the minister was preaching the
children's sermon; he reached into his bag of props and
pulled out an egg. He pointed at the egg and asked the children,
"What's in here?"
"I know!" a little boy exclaimed. "Pantyhose!"
Grandma's age:
Little Johnny asked his grandma how old she was. Grandma
answered, "39 and holding." Johnny thought for a moment,
and then said, "And how old would you be if you let go?"
Prayers:
The Sunday school teacher asked, "Now, Johnny, tell me, do
you say prayers before eating?" "No sir," he replied, "We
don't have to. My mom is a good cook!"
The mood ring:
"My husband bought me a mood ring the other day. When I'm
in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it
leaves a red mark on his forehead."
Turn-About is Fair:
When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from
his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed
with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so
pleased. I turned to my mother and said, "I'm surprised at
you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with
water guns?"
My mother smiled and replied..."Oh, I remember."
One Easter Sunday morning as the minister was preaching the
children's sermon; he reached into his bag of props and
pulled out an egg. He pointed at the egg and asked the children,
"What's in here?"
"I know!" a little boy exclaimed. "Pantyhose!"
Grandma's age:
Little Johnny asked his grandma how old she was. Grandma
answered, "39 and holding." Johnny thought for a moment,
and then said, "And how old would you be if you let go?"
Prayers:
The Sunday school teacher asked, "Now, Johnny, tell me, do
you say prayers before eating?" "No sir," he replied, "We
don't have to. My mom is a good cook!"
The mood ring:
"My husband bought me a mood ring the other day. When I'm
in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it
leaves a red mark on his forehead."
Turn-About is Fair:
When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from
his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed
with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so
pleased. I turned to my mother and said, "I'm surprised at
you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with
water guns?"
My mother smiled and replied..."Oh, I remember."
