THINGS I LEARNED IN tennessee
1) A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
2) "Onced" and "Twiced" are words.
3) "Jaw-P?" means "Did y'all go to the bathroom?"
4) "Fixinto" is one word.
5) Iced tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when you're two.
6) Backwards and forwards means, "I know everythin' bout you."
7) The word "jeet" is actually a phrase meaning, "Did you eat?"
8) You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.
9) You switch from heat to A/C in the same day.
10) You only own 5 spices: salt, pepper, Texas Pete, Tabasco, and ketchup.11) You find 100 degrees "a bit warm."
12) You know all 4 seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.
13) Going to Walmart is a favorite past time known as "goin' Walmartin" or "off to Wally World."
14) Fried catfish is the other white meat.
15) We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. .
.If our mama says we can drive, we can drive dag-nabbit.
Send 2 all ur friends if u understand these TN jokes.
1) A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
2) "Onced" and "Twiced" are words.
3) "Jaw-P?" means "Did y'all go to the bathroom?"
4) "Fixinto" is one word.
5) Iced tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when you're two.
6) Backwards and forwards means, "I know everythin' bout you."
7) The word "jeet" is actually a phrase meaning, "Did you eat?"
8) You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.
9) You switch from heat to A/C in the same day.
10) You only own 5 spices: salt, pepper, Texas Pete, Tabasco, and ketchup.11) You find 100 degrees "a bit warm."
12) You know all 4 seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.
13) Going to Walmart is a favorite past time known as "goin' Walmartin" or "off to Wally World."
14) Fried catfish is the other white meat.
15) We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. .
.If our mama says we can drive, we can drive dag-nabbit.
Send 2 all ur friends if u understand these TN jokes.
