Things To Never Say To A Cop...

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THINGS TO NEVER SAY TO A COP...




THINGS TO NEVER SAY TO A COP...

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
(OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged
in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good
job!


5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to
be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a
warning, too!


10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.


11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no
other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you
been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your
eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
 
First hand knowledge, NEVER tell a cop "YOU CAN'T ARREST ME FOR THAT"
 
When a cop tried to judge my buddy's sobriety he was asking him questions off of his license (which the cop had at the time). This exchange ruined me.

Officer..."what color are your eyes?"
My buddy..."Uh, they're usually blood red"

You can guess where my buddy spent the rest of the night.
 
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