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Things to Ponder

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny >for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
 
My alltime fav...

If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' (ie pro's & con's) what is it opposite of "progress?"
 
Originally posted by Splunge@Jan 15 2004, 03:05 PM
My alltime fav...

If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con'  (ie pro's & con's)  what is it opposite of "progress?"
Good one! ^_^

My favorite one is, I made this one up myself:

Why cant suicide bombers have a reunion?
 
Originally posted by Happy29@Jan 15 2004, 05:10 PM
Why cant suicide bombers have a reunion?
About 1000 really small reasons come to mind...

:cheers:
 
Why are Kamakaze pilots wearing seat belts in the pictures?
 
Practice makes perfect -- so if nobody's perfect, then why practice?
 
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
If you drink coke at a pepsi factory they will!
 

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Why are apartments called apartments if they are all built together?
 
Originally posted by Flametamer@Jan 16 2004, 01:07 AM
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
If you drink coke at a pepsi factory they will!
Hey, FT. Are you sure that wasn't CRACK he tested positive for??? :unsure:
 
Shouldn't monosyllabic be a shorter word?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

What's another word for thesaurus?

Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
 
I had a friend whose dad worked as a coke distributor, at one of their gatherings, they were all drinking pepsi, and while they didn't get fired, they got in trouble.
 
I think they would have a hard time actually firing somebody for drinking a soda...

I can't imagine a court infringing on somebody's right to buy a product and consume it.

I could see work becoming more 'difficult' but they'd be asking for a big ole lawsuit if they fire you.

This is America! I'll drink whatever soda I want to! :salute:



or other beverage of choice.... :cheers:



-If you insert a blank tape in your stereo and crank the volume, will the mimes complain???
 
Originally posted by majestyx+Jan 16 2004, 08:30 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (majestyx @ Jan 16 2004, 08:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Flametamer@Jan 16 2004, 01:07 AM
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
If you drink coke at a pepsi factory they will!
Hey, FT. Are you sure that wasn't CRACK he tested positive for??? :unsure: [/b][/quote]
Gee Maj, that wouldn't be a very funny cartoon would it?

He seems to have a bit o' crack there though. :p
 
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