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cutiepie24
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---THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY AT WORK, BUT CAN'T
I see your point, but I still think you're full of
****.
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's
hard to pronounce.
How about never? Is never good for you?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate
yourself in public.
I'm really easy to get along with once you learn to
see it my way.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word
you're saying.
I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and
stupid.
You're validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give
a damn.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
I'll always cherish the initial misconceptions I had
about you.
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your
unique point of view.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean
you're an artist.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely
coincidental.
What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to
burn off.
And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?
Do I look like a people person?
This isn't an office It's Hell with fluorescent
lighting.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted
paychecks.
I see your point, but I still think you're full of
****.
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's
hard to pronounce.
How about never? Is never good for you?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate
yourself in public.
I'm really easy to get along with once you learn to
see it my way.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word
you're saying.
I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and
stupid.
You're validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give
a damn.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
I'll always cherish the initial misconceptions I had
about you.
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your
unique point of view.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean
you're an artist.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely
coincidental.
What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to
burn off.
And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?
Do I look like a people person?
This isn't an office It's Hell with fluorescent
lighting.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted
paychecks.