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Thought you all would like this one, he's got some funny ones in there this time! Enjoy
Cuzzin' Fudd talks about all the good and not so good from a racing weekend in Charlotte
Hey race fans... whatcha know (other than Jason Hedlesky ain't got no business on a Winston Cup track)?
Anywho, let's get right down to business and talk about stuff I was noticin' while watchin' racin' this past weekend in Charlotte....
• Ever notice Jimmie Johnson has that same one eyebrow thingy Jeff Gordon does? If'n I was hirin' a new driver, I reckon I'd check the eyebrows first.
• Jason Hedlesky made the Cup race at Charlotte? Next thing ya know some feller in his first or second Cup race will win... fat chance, right?
• So what does Jamie McMurray's win on Sundee mean to me? It means all them folks that think it's the driver, not the car, that wins races can all shut the heck up once and fer all. Did the youngin' make some nice moves, you bet... but so did the fellers battlin' fer 18th. Their car just weren't runnin' as fast at the time.
• Hey, hey, y'all.... Mark Martin ran warm-up laps without crashin' in to anybody. WooHoo!
• Y'all help me out here... is the B.P. challenge that crews can't do a pit stop in under 13 seconds, or is it that B.P. can't go 13 seconds without another announcer correctin' his mistakes?
• Nice to see Rusty runnin' the "Back in Black" paint scheme. Too bad, though, that the last time he was a serious title contender was back when the song "Back in Black" was atop the charts.
• Instead of havin' the Pillsbury Doughboy on John Andretti's hood, shouldn't it be the Pillsbury Slowboy?
• Y'all tell me what's worse.... Todd Bodine wreckin' himself and a bunch of other cars every week, or NASCAR allowin' him to race and wreck himself and a bunch of other cars every week?
• Just 13 laps into the race, Benny Parkinsons said "My, Terry Labonte is having a tremendous run today." Just 13 laps later, Terry was in a battle fer 34th.
• Speakin' of these announcer dudes... I don't know whether I should be really really proud of Wally Dorkenfuss for improvin' so much from last year, or feel sorry fer Alan "Eddie Munster" Worstwick and B.P. fer fallin' so dern far that Wally is actually better than they are.
• Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Michael Waltrip run so dern good at restrictor-plate events that you'd think they'd be smart enough to take them plates off when racin' elsewhere, wouldn't ya?
• I think I oughta be one of the leaders at Lowe's Motor Speedway, don't you? I mean, my name - Fudd - fits right in with them other "special" names there... Bruton, Humpy and Lugnut. Sounds like a dern law firm in West Virginee, don't it?
Ahhh heck, I gotta run. Wifey poo wants to head on over to Wal-Marts and get our youngin's some Halloweenee outfits. Apparently they done grown out of the trash bags with arm holes cut in'm from last year.
Bless y'all, see y'all.
Fudd
You can write Cuzzin Fudd - and he'll get back to you - at [email protected]
Cuzzin' Fudd talks about all the good and not so good from a racing weekend in Charlotte
Hey race fans... whatcha know (other than Jason Hedlesky ain't got no business on a Winston Cup track)?
Anywho, let's get right down to business and talk about stuff I was noticin' while watchin' racin' this past weekend in Charlotte....
• Ever notice Jimmie Johnson has that same one eyebrow thingy Jeff Gordon does? If'n I was hirin' a new driver, I reckon I'd check the eyebrows first.
• Jason Hedlesky made the Cup race at Charlotte? Next thing ya know some feller in his first or second Cup race will win... fat chance, right?
• So what does Jamie McMurray's win on Sundee mean to me? It means all them folks that think it's the driver, not the car, that wins races can all shut the heck up once and fer all. Did the youngin' make some nice moves, you bet... but so did the fellers battlin' fer 18th. Their car just weren't runnin' as fast at the time.
• Hey, hey, y'all.... Mark Martin ran warm-up laps without crashin' in to anybody. WooHoo!
• Y'all help me out here... is the B.P. challenge that crews can't do a pit stop in under 13 seconds, or is it that B.P. can't go 13 seconds without another announcer correctin' his mistakes?
• Nice to see Rusty runnin' the "Back in Black" paint scheme. Too bad, though, that the last time he was a serious title contender was back when the song "Back in Black" was atop the charts.
• Instead of havin' the Pillsbury Doughboy on John Andretti's hood, shouldn't it be the Pillsbury Slowboy?
• Y'all tell me what's worse.... Todd Bodine wreckin' himself and a bunch of other cars every week, or NASCAR allowin' him to race and wreck himself and a bunch of other cars every week?
• Just 13 laps into the race, Benny Parkinsons said "My, Terry Labonte is having a tremendous run today." Just 13 laps later, Terry was in a battle fer 34th.
• Speakin' of these announcer dudes... I don't know whether I should be really really proud of Wally Dorkenfuss for improvin' so much from last year, or feel sorry fer Alan "Eddie Munster" Worstwick and B.P. fer fallin' so dern far that Wally is actually better than they are.
• Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Michael Waltrip run so dern good at restrictor-plate events that you'd think they'd be smart enough to take them plates off when racin' elsewhere, wouldn't ya?
• I think I oughta be one of the leaders at Lowe's Motor Speedway, don't you? I mean, my name - Fudd - fits right in with them other "special" names there... Bruton, Humpy and Lugnut. Sounds like a dern law firm in West Virginee, don't it?
Ahhh heck, I gotta run. Wifey poo wants to head on over to Wal-Marts and get our youngin's some Halloweenee outfits. Apparently they done grown out of the trash bags with arm holes cut in'm from last year.
Bless y'all, see y'all.
Fudd
You can write Cuzzin Fudd - and he'll get back to you - at [email protected]