This is a good one ........until you stop and think it may be true !!! LOL:
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> You don't stop laughing because you grow old--You
> grow old because you stop laughing !!
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> Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100.
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> The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.
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> The next day he drove up and said,
> 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.'
> Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'
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> The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already'
> Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.'
> The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?
> Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
> The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead horse!'
> Chuck said, 'Sure I can, Watch me.
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> I just won't tell any body he's dead.'
> A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked,
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> 'What happened with that dead horse?'
> Chuck said, 'I raffled him off.
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> I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.'
> The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
> Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won.
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> So I gave him his two dollars back.'
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> Chuck grew up and works now for the government.
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> He was the one who figured out how to "bail us out".
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> You don't stop laughing because you grow old--You
> grow old because you stop laughing !!
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> Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100.
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> The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.
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> The next day he drove up and said,
> 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.'
> Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'
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> The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already'
> Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.'
> The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?
> Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
> The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead horse!'
> Chuck said, 'Sure I can, Watch me.
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> I just won't tell any body he's dead.'
> A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked,
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> 'What happened with that dead horse?'
> Chuck said, 'I raffled him off.
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> I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.'
> The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
> Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won.
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> So I gave him his two dollars back.'
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> Chuck grew up and works now for the government.
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> He was the one who figured out how to "bail us out".
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