The little boy and his frog.
There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the
sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him.
He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door.
When the Madam
answered it, she saw the little boy and asked "What do you want?" He said,
"I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy
it,
and I'm not leaving until I get it."
The Madam figured, why not, so she said "Why don't you come in?"
Once in, she instructed "Pick any of the girls you like." He asked, "Do any
of the girls have any diseases?"
Of course the Madam said "No."
He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots
after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want!" Since the little boy
was so
adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam decided to grant
his request. The boy went to the first room on the right, as instructed.
As he headed down the hall, the squashed frog was dragging behind him.
Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog. He then paid
the Madam, and headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you insist on picking the
only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
The boy replied, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my
parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a
baby-sitter.
After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just
happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease
that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the
baby-sitter
home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll
catch the disease.Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's,
he and Mom will go to bed and have sex,
and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work,
the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the
disease,
and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!"
There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the
sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him.
He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door.
When the Madam
answered it, she saw the little boy and asked "What do you want?" He said,
"I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy
it,
and I'm not leaving until I get it."
The Madam figured, why not, so she said "Why don't you come in?"
Once in, she instructed "Pick any of the girls you like." He asked, "Do any
of the girls have any diseases?"
Of course the Madam said "No."
He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots
after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want!" Since the little boy
was so
adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam decided to grant
his request. The boy went to the first room on the right, as instructed.
As he headed down the hall, the squashed frog was dragging behind him.
Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog. He then paid
the Madam, and headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you insist on picking the
only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
The boy replied, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my
parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a
baby-sitter.
After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just
happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease
that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the
baby-sitter
home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll
catch the disease.Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's,
he and Mom will go to bed and have sex,
and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work,
the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the
disease,
and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!"
