This is so me

[foehammer111]

Area Man Has Far Greater Knowledge Of Marvel Universe Than Own Family Tree
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/area_man_has_far_greater_knowledge

On Sunday we attended we birthday party for one of my wife's cousins. While there, wifey asked me to pass out invitations to everyone for my daughter's 2nd birthday party. Of course, she had everyone's last name written on the envelope, and I had to ask several times who matched which last name. In the end, I was able to pass them out with no problems. But this was both the hardest and most embarrassing task I have undertaken.

 

[TexasRaceLady]

foehammer, you're going to have to explain the shirt to me. LOL

And that article --- good thing I'm not married to him. hehehe

 

[foehammer111]

foehammer, you're going to have to explain the shirt to me. LOL

OK, you asked for it!

***NERD ALERT***

The shirt is a joke reference to the Dungeons & Dragons character sheet. D&D is a role-playing game (RPG) where you typically play good characters fighting evil monsters in a medieval fantasy world. If it helps, think of it as Lord of the Rings, where you get to play as Frodo.

Your characters statistics are tracked on the character sheet:

Strength (STR) - How strong your character is
Dexterity (DEX) - How agile your character is
Constitution (CON) - How tough your character is
Intelligence (INT) - Represents book smarts
Wisdom (WIS) - The character's good judgement and willpower
Charisma (CHA) - How likeable the character is
Armor Class (AC) - How resistant to damage the character is
Hit Points (HP) - How much damage the character can take before dying
Experiance (EXP) - Experiance points reflect what "level" your character is

These stats (except for AC, HP, and EXP) are determined at character creation by rolling dice, and can range in value from 3 to 18 with 10 or 11 representing average adult human abilties.

The joke of the shirt is slightly out of picture at the bottom: CHA 18. This means that the baby has the highest possible human charisma. After-all, nothing is cuter than a newborn baby.



***END OF NERD ALERT***

 

[VaDirt]

Whoa, the nerd is strong in this one.

 

[TexasRaceLady]

Thanks, foehammer. You can tell I don't play. LOL

After-all, nothing is cuter than a newborn baby.

You've got that right.

 

[SpeedPagan]

I know what you mean foehammer, my mom side of the family is huge and I don't know everyone. Maybe they can use contraceptives for awhile. lol

 

[Magnethead]

(hopefully I wont killed if my friend ever sees this post)

My Best friend's family has 11 kids in it. Her mom and Dad have 4 total (including her), Her dad and Step-mom have 4, and her step-mom and step-dad brought 3 in total from previous marriages (I forget which is 1 and which is 2). So her dad has 8 biological kids total.