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A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his
throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round
of
golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls
into
a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting
around noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I
walked
over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball
with my
wife's monogram on it........stuck right in the middle of the cow's
butt.
That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this
looks
like yours!'. I don't remember much after that".
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his
throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round
of
golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls
into
a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting
around noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I
walked
over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball
with my
wife's monogram on it........stuck right in the middle of the cow's
butt.
That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this
looks
like yours!'. I don't remember much after that".
