THIS MUST COUNT AS THE BEST MOTHER-IN-LAW JOKE!
> > >>
> > >>A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was
> > >>severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any
> > >>skin from his body because he was too skinny.
> > >>
> > >>So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin
> > >>on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her
> > >>buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about
> > >>where the Skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor
> > >> ;their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
> > >>
> > >>After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new
> > >>face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends
> > >>and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!
> > >>
> > >> One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at
> > >>her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you
> > >>did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
> > >>
> > >>"My darling," she replied,
> > >> "I get all the thanks I need every time I see
> > >> your mother kiss you on the cheek."
> > >>
> > >>A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was
> > >>severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any
> > >>skin from his body because he was too skinny.
> > >>
> > >>So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin
> > >>on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her
> > >>buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about
> > >>where the Skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor
> > >> ;their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
> > >>
> > >>After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new
> > >>face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends
> > >>and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!
> > >>
> > >> One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at
> > >>her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you
> > >>did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
> > >>
> > >>"My darling," she replied,
> > >> "I get all the thanks I need every time I see
> > >> your mother kiss you on the cheek."