>A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
>nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
>
>"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
>
>Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says
>his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay,
>he knows the bank manager.
>
>Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some
>collateral.
>
>The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain
>elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
>
>Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
>manager and disappears into a back office.
>
>She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out
>there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants
>to use this as collateral."
>
>She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is
>this?"
>
>(you're gonna love this)
>
>
>(its a real treat)
>
>
>
>(a masterpiece)
>
>
>(wait for it)
>
>
>
>
>
>The bank manager looks back at her and says...
>
>"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a
>Rolling Stone."
>
>
>(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)
>
>Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you
>did!!!
>
>
>nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
>
>"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
>
>Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says
>his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay,
>he knows the bank manager.
>
>Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some
>collateral.
>
>The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain
>elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
>
>Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
>manager and disappears into a back office.
>
>She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out
>there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants
>to use this as collateral."
>
>She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is
>this?"
>
>(you're gonna love this)
>
>
>(its a real treat)
>
>
>
>(a masterpiece)
>
>
>(wait for it)
>
>
>
>
>
>The bank manager looks back at her and says...
>
>"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a
>Rolling Stone."
>
>
>(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)
>
>Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you
>did!!!
>
>
