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Three NASCAR fans were on their way to a Race when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a female dead body. Out of respect the Dale Jr fan took off his hat and placed it over right breast. The Tony Stewart fan took off his hat and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Kyle Busch fan took his hat off and placed it over her crotch. The police were called and when he arrived, the officer conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the #88 hat, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted up the #20 hat, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. The officer then lifted the #18 hat, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced, lifted it a third time, replaced it. The Busch fan was getting upset and asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? You keep lifting and looking and lifting and looking." The officer said, "No, I am just surprised; normally when I look under a #18 hat, I find an a**hole."