=== Tickle me Elmo ===
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where
they made "Tickle me Elmo dolls."
It was Friday and almost quitting time and hurriedly the
boss told her to report for work on Monday.
He quickly explained to her she would be stationed on
the assembly line just before the dolls were packed
into boxes.
Monday they started up the line and within twenty minutes
had to shut it down because one worker couldn't keep up.
The boss went down the line to find the problem.
The new employee was very busy trying to do her part but
she had a bunch of dolls waiting for her.
Closer examination showed she was sewing little cloth
bags containing two walnuts in the appropriate place
on the dolls.
The boss could not control his laughter and said,
"Lady, I said to give each doll Two - Test - Tickles..."
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where
they made "Tickle me Elmo dolls."
It was Friday and almost quitting time and hurriedly the
boss told her to report for work on Monday.
He quickly explained to her she would be stationed on
the assembly line just before the dolls were packed
into boxes.
Monday they started up the line and within twenty minutes
had to shut it down because one worker couldn't keep up.
The boss went down the line to find the problem.
The new employee was very busy trying to do her part but
she had a bunch of dolls waiting for her.
Closer examination showed she was sewing little cloth
bags containing two walnuts in the appropriate place
on the dolls.
The boss could not control his laughter and said,
"Lady, I said to give each doll Two - Test - Tickles..."
