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A widow of 104 years of age was interviewed by the local paper about her longevity. The interviewer asked about her husband and the widow said she had been married four times. She explained her first husband was a banker, her second husband was the ringmaster for the Ringing Bros. Circus, her third husband owned an assisted living care facility and her fourth husband was a funeral director.
The interviewer was taken aback and asked how strange it worked out in that order to which she replied; "not strange at all. It was one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go."
The interviewer was taken aback and asked how strange it worked out in that order to which she replied; "not strange at all. It was one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go."
