Tony Spends Time With His Pet Pig To Ease Loss At Daytona

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@TonyStewart: After a disappointing day for me at the 500, this little boy was happy his dad came home after 2 1/2 weeks. http://t.co/w9ZmDu1RSH
 

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OK, up until a few days ago I did not know Tony had a pet pig. Now the jokes about this could be endless. I was going to say tasteless but you know we all like bacon.
 
It's probably time to let the other Tony thread go the way of the Danica thread anyway.
 
ladyspartan16 said:
@TonyStewart: After a disappointing day for me at the 500, this little boy was happy his dad came home after 2 1/2 weeks. http://t.co/w9ZmDu1RSH
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The neighborhood Swine Association is really snarking little porky.

As quoted from the Swine associations master hog: "What we have here little piglet is a failure to communicate. You aint ever gonna be the Hog in this relationship.

On a cold wintery night in late 2015, or early 2016 you and Tony will be snowed in. Tony will not be even able get to an all night waffle house. The pizza boy will not be able to deliver a truckload of supreme chile & cheese smothered covered quadrupled meat lover, extra dough specials either.

Thats when Tony without warning will eat you raw on the spot. He will not leave any bone, hair, or traces."
 
be9ak7ts16 said:
OK, up until a few days ago I did not know Tony had a pet pig. Now the jokes about this could be endless. I was going to say tasteless but you know we all like bacon.
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Greg said:
The neighborhood Swine Association is really snarking little porky.

As quoted from the Swine associations master hog: "What we have here little piglet is a failure to communicate. You aint ever gonna be the Hog in this relationship.

On a cold wintery night in late 2015, or early 2016 you and Tony will be snowed in. Tony will not be even able get to an all night waffle house. The pizza boy will not be able to deliver a truckload of supreme chile & cheese smothered covered quadrupled meat lover, extra dough specials either.

Thats when Tony without warning will eat you raw on the spot. He will not leave any bone, hair, or traces."
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DanicaFreak said:
Tonys new gf is a little porker.
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I really dislike all of you right now.

Tony doesn't deserve these jokes. He's been nothing but nice this season.

:'(
 
I love tony....just the image of him in bed with a pig is....a little funny is all....
 
ladyspartan16 said:
He probably would.

But as the resident Tony Stewart fangirl/Stan I'm gonna be faux offended for him.
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A girl thats loves racing, the right drivers, and is a stand by her man, woman.
If you like the three stooges, well then you are sincerly perfect.
 
Greg said:
A girl thats loves racing, the right drivers, and is a stand by her man, woman.
If you like the three stooges, well then you are sincerly perfect.
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Not my favorite comedy/comedians, but I can deal. :D
 
I had a pet pig once. maybe not quite as close as tony and his pig. anyway, mine ended up tasting pretty good on BLT's.

leaves me to wonder... what kind of people are tony's last few dating interests???
 
If I were Tonys pet pig I would be VERY nervous, you know damned well that pig has seen Tony snarfing down a bacon cheeseburger on more than one occasion :eek:
 
klemmabyna said:
I had a pet pig once. maybe not quite as close as tony and his pig. anyway, mine ended up tasting pretty good on BLT's.

leaves me to wonder... what kind of people are tony's last few dating interests???
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Probably girls with no interests beyond his bank account.

Cause a real woman would have fried that thing and had pork chops, bacon, and sausage, waiting for him when he got home from Eldora.
 
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