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Just got off the phone with Spielberg...

Neither will Rusty, Ward, Jeff Burton, Bobby, Harvick et al.

Get ready for a 2 Roush cars (Busch and Kenseth) vs DEI all year long.
 
Yer on crack, ain't you? :D

Bubble bubble toil and trouble...stir the pot and on the double!
 
I guess its about time for me to start watching USAC then. Gonna be a boring season with Busch and DEI up front.
 
Out damned spot!

We three cars of DE and I
Summon the powers of high
Too turn their backs
While we dominate the tracks
 
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First Witch
Pass me, Pass me!

Second Witch
Here I have a restrictor plate,
Wreck'd as inspectors arrive late.

Drum within

Third Witch
A plate, a plate!
Dale Jr doth come!

ALL
The weird inspectors, hand in hand,
Posters of the sea and land,
Thus do go about, about:
These for them and this one for him
Pay no mind, these holes not trimmed.
Race! the game is yours to win.

MACBETH
So foul and fair a day I have not seen.
 
Originally posted by The_Mad_Hatter@Mar 5 2003, 01:07 PM
So who gets the 1 car when they kick Park out?
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I seriously think that Mike Wallace might get a shot in the #1 car IF Steve if let go!!!
 
I think it is safe to say.........Paul has finally fallen off his rocker!
Help!!! Bring in the jacket, Paul needs the rubber room! ;)
 
Originally posted by TN-Ward-Fan+Mar 5 2003, 02:32 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TN-Ward-Fan @ Mar 5 2003, 02:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--The_Mad_Hatter@Mar 5 2003, 02:07 PM
So who gets the 1 car when they kick Park out?
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Kerry [/b][/quote]
Interesting. Very interesting. Hadn't given that scenario much thought but ya just might have something there.
 
Originally posted by paul@Mar 5 2003, 07:10 PM
First Witch
&nbsp; &nbsp; Pass me, Pass me!

Second Witch
&nbsp; &nbsp; Here I have a restrictor plate,
&nbsp; &nbsp; Wreck'd as inspectors arrive late.

&nbsp; &nbsp; Drum within

Third Witch
&nbsp; &nbsp; A plate, a plate!
&nbsp; &nbsp; Dale Jr doth come!

ALL
&nbsp; &nbsp; The weird inspectors, hand in hand,
&nbsp; &nbsp; Posters of the sea and land,
&nbsp; &nbsp; Thus do go about, about:
&nbsp; &nbsp; These for them and this one for him
&nbsp; &nbsp; Pay no mind, these holes not trimmed.
&nbsp; &nbsp; Race! the game is yours to win.

MACBETH
&nbsp; &nbsp; So foul and fair a day I have not seen.
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you really shouldn't stop takin your medication with out talking to your MD first LMFAO

:cuckoo: :cuckoo: :cuckoo:
 
Good job, paul. Bringing a little culture. Just don't let the medication get to far away.
 
As a fan of Shakespere, thank you, Paul.........


now, remember don't listen to the voices, listen to the nurse......and will you please let that damn spot out before he wets all over the restrictor plate! :P
 
Paul...remember that conversation we had about legalizing a certain substance? They didn't do that in MA before you started this thread did they?
 
Originally posted by The_Mad_Hatter@Mar 5 2003, 07:07 PM
So who gets the 1 car when they kick Park out?
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Matt Kenseth will be in the one car next year. :D :D
 
I would say Bobby Hamilton might have a fair chance at that ride or possibly even Casey Atwood!!
 
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