Top 10 "Perks" In Driver Contracts

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Top 10: Top 10 "Perks" In Driver Contracts (PitStopPammy‘s version #1)



10. Dale Earnhardt, Jr.: Free Budweiser products and use of Clydesdales when he needs extra horsepower

9. Robbie Gordon: Free Cingular Wireless Service with 1-800-GOTTA-GRIPE on speed dial

8. Tony Stewart: Home Depot gift certificates so he can buy lumber to punch instead of reporters/photographers

7. Mark Martin: In addition to the Viagra, Pfizer Pharmaceuticals gives him all the Zoloft (antidepressant) he needs to deal with the humiliation of all the Viagra jokes he endures

6. Kurt Busch: A lifetime supply of Sharpies (I am SO jealous!) to mark X's through drivers' pictures after he's had on-track run-ins with them

5. Brett Bodine: Hooters ... need we say more?

4.Jimmy Spencer: Target allows him to play with the shopping carts in the parking lot so he can practice slamming into other cars with them

3. Jeff Green: Unlimited AOL access so he can send tons of e-mail to his fans (Jeff, did you lose my address?) and browse eBay for trinkets for his wife Michelle

2. Jeff Gordon: Unlimited Pepsi and Frito-Lay products, KFC coupons, Pizza Hut meal deals and Taco Bell freebies since he doesn't have Brooke to cook for him any more ... oh, wait, she didn't even do that, did she?








And the number one “perk” in driver contracts….

Rusty Wallace: A gift certificate to the "Cuss No More" school ... obviously he hasn't used it yet, judging by post-race interviews
 
Originally posted by ghettozoe03

 . Jeff Gordon: Unlimited Pepsi and Frito-Lay products, KFC coupons, Pizza Hut meal deals and Taco Bell freebies since he doesn't have Brooke to cook for him any more ... oh, wait, she didn't even do that, did she?  
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Now that is cold . After all she had to tell the cook to fix something. Besides, I'm sure she did "something" for him. They were married for 7 years;) ;)
 
Originally posted by ghettozoe03
Top 10: Top 10 "Perks" In Driver Contracts (PitStopPammy‘s version #1)

5. Brett Bodine: Hooters ... need we say more?  

2. Jeff Gordon: Unlimited Pepsi and Frito-Lay products, KFC coupons, Pizza Hut meal deals and Taco Bell freebies since he doesn't have Brooke to cook for him any more ... oh, wait, she didn't even do that, did she?  

And the number one “perk” in driver contracts….

Rusty Wallace: A gift certificate to the "Cuss No More" school ... obviously he hasn't used it yet, judging by post-race interviews
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thats my faves...... :D :D :D aols liked the jimmy spencer and Kurt Bush ones :p
 
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