top 10 personalities we dont need to see in nascar

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Top 10: Top Ten Personalities We Don't Want To See As Converted NASCAR Fans (editor‘s version)



10. Ronald McDonald- There's enough clowns out there as is

9. Richard Simmons: No reason necessary!

8. Ralph Nader- His vision for emissions free, totally safe race cars would reduce the drivers to pulling each other in Radio Flyer wagons

7. The Pope: Seeing him in a Dale Earnhardt Jr. jacket giving an address from a balcony at the Vatican would be too traumatizing

6. Martha Stewart, she would want to repaint the cars in beautiful shades of Pastels

5. Bill Gates: He'd figure out there's something he doesn't own and the France family will realize there's someone who can buy them out

4. Bill Clinton- Does NASCAR really need another fan nicknamed 'Bubba'?

3. Emeril Lagasse: We don't need anymore "BAM" in racing, thank you very much

2. Howard Stern, he would keep asking Miss Winston to show him her cup






And the number one personality we don’t want to see as a NASCAR fan…

The Village People- Its just too hard to keep your race car under control when your hands are off the wheel doing "YMCA".
 
:) Good stuff, I don't think we need anyone named Ben Ladden either!!

~Dirt~
 
Oh, I thought you meant driver personalities. LOL. I'm sure we could name 10 driver personalities we don't need... hehe.
 
I was thinking Bob Costas myself. That guy almost ruined every other sport for me, I couldn't take it if he followed me here too!
 
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