Top 10 Reasons NASCAR rejected RedNeckJunk.com As

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TonyB

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10. Their decals were being held onto the car with duct tape and bailing wire.

9. They were getting more hits than NASCAR.com

8. Someone in the front office mistyped the name looking for the website, and were greeted with a picture of Jeff Foxworthy in the buff.

7. NEXTEL is selling refurbished phones and didn't want the competition.

6. That is already the name of Bill France, Jr.'s new multi-million-dollar home.

5. They asked Michael Waltrip about it, and he said "Heck, why buy used junk when you can rent the good stuff at Aaron's?"

4. Its not junk, its "pre-owned"

3. Because the image that NASCAR is trying to portray/create, does not include....longnecks, goosenecks, rednecks or even chicken necks .

2. Rednecks have really, really accurate BS meters.

1. The payment check was written in barbeque sauce.



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OMG, that is sooooo good and funny!

NOW you owe me a new laptop cuz you made me spew beer on my.......
 
NASCAR plans on opening a competing junk for sale site immediately following the next plate race. :lol:
 
Pretty funny Tony......... :D

I see we are getting an early start on the plate stuff!! :)
 
from another list from that link...

3. Redneck credit cards don't swipe as easily as Yuppie credit cards.

2. There are so many sponsors banging down the doors of Nextel Cup teams that NASCAR can afford to push them around.

:p :lol:
 
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