Top 10 things Tony will do.....

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Top 10 Things Tony Is Going to Do With His Free Time Now That He’s Only Racing Winston Cup

10. Go through the Lowe’s Motor Speedway gift shop with a orange sharpie and change all the “Lowe’s” to “Home Depot”.

9. Teach Hideo ***uyama English curse words and tell him they're the name of former Winston Cup champions

8. Take journalism classes at a local college so he can better understand reporters.

7. Try to see if he can't find a BRUNETTE girlfriend. (Does such a thing exist?)

6. Convince Wally Dallenbach he's seen NBC brass talking to Dennis Miller behind closed doors

5. Study law so he can defend himself next time someone tries to press charges.

4. See if the TNT pit announcer's fire suits are really flame retardant

3. Make prank phone calls to Buckshot Jones telling him there may be a ride open soon at Joe Gibbs Racing

2. Sign up to be an instructor at the Richard Petty Driving Experience in hopes of sneaking in more seat time.

1. Have his name officially changed to Tony Bodine in hopes of not drawing any attention to himself
 
Thanks. I kinda stole it, though. I would have had the Buckshot one as the #1 thing. That one was funny as hell. (oops...there goes another $5K)
 
RO,
With only 98 posts scored, you got a bunch a funny!!!!!! Thanks for the posts.:D When ya' gonna git redda that rookie stripe?
 
I usually don't have much to say, but when I do, it's usually a doozy!!
 
:) pretty funny Royal Orange even if it was stolen. However I'd tell Tony to forget the brunette girlfriend stick with the blondes. Jeff might give him the same advice.
 
Your girlfriend? Or if you are female, what color is your hair?
That's what I think he means.
 
Oh thanks, feel kinda dumb right now.

I'm female and my hair color varies, what would you like;)

Seriously I'm brunette but dye it occassionally with blonde highlights.
 
needles,
I think yer highlights is showin' J/K

RO,
Go go go, we got ya' up to the century mark.
 
I, myself, am a piss-burnt brown with some blonde from a bottle. Hopefully my blond roots do not show frequently.
 
RO,
A colorful description of yer color indeed. I've thought about gettin' the yeller back in my hair, but I'm scared of gettin' the short end of them one liners. I have enough blonde moments without.
 
:D I thought they were all good but I like the one about Buckshot.
 
LMAo good stuff Orange.

Not that anyone cares, but I prefer naturals. Blonde or Brunette :) :eek:
 
Originally posted by mngopherguy
LMAo good stuff Orange.  

Not that anyone cares, but I prefer naturals. Blonde or Brunette :) :eek:
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Hell I don't care as long as they have "BALLOONS" and SOME padding....if ya know what I mean.:booya: :growl:
 
Do like Frampton did in the late 80s.Cut it short and dye it blond.:p
 
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