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rpmallen
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My friend sent me this, it was too funny not to post:
TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN $EX:
10. U're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. Once u've done it, u don't have to wait an hour to do it again.
8. The uglier u look, the more likely u'll get some.
7. U don't have to make small talk with the person who gave u the candy.
6. The person giving it to u isn't fantasizing u're someone else.
5. If u get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If u wear a mask, no one thinks u're kinky.
3. Doesn't matter if the kids hear u moaning and groaning.
2. u don't have to call the person that gave it to u next week.
And the #1 reason trick-or-treating is better than $ex...
1. IF U DON'T GET WHAT U WANT, U CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!!!
TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN $EX:
10. U're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. Once u've done it, u don't have to wait an hour to do it again.
8. The uglier u look, the more likely u'll get some.
7. U don't have to make small talk with the person who gave u the candy.
6. The person giving it to u isn't fantasizing u're someone else.
5. If u get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If u wear a mask, no one thinks u're kinky.
3. Doesn't matter if the kids hear u moaning and groaning.
2. u don't have to call the person that gave it to u next week.
And the #1 reason trick-or-treating is better than $ex...
1. IF U DON'T GET WHAT U WANT, U CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!!!
