10. Bob felt as out of place as a Kotex decal on a NASCAR vehicle.
9. The baseball flew at his face like a white meteor with red
stitching.
8. Her chest was flatter than the "t" on a used-up tube of Crest.
7.His mustache looked like a fuzzy caterpillar seeking shade under a
big nose.
6. Her eyes were like twin cyclopses.
5. His heart sank like a rowboat made of fish sticks.
4. The evening was as uneventful as a spin of Left Foot Red when your
left foot is already on red.
3. Jim was as nervous as an albino penguin in a bowling alley.
2. His eyes were a deep blue, like the color someone's lips turn when
he's had a heart attack in the airport, just before he gets hit with
the automatic external defibrillators.
1. Her mouth was so sensual and delicate you would never use the
word "piehole" to describe it.
9. The baseball flew at his face like a white meteor with red
stitching.
8. Her chest was flatter than the "t" on a used-up tube of Crest.
7.His mustache looked like a fuzzy caterpillar seeking shade under a
big nose.
6. Her eyes were like twin cyclopses.
5. His heart sank like a rowboat made of fish sticks.
4. The evening was as uneventful as a spin of Left Foot Red when your
left foot is already on red.
3. Jim was as nervous as an albino penguin in a bowling alley.
2. His eyes were a deep blue, like the color someone's lips turn when
he's had a heart attack in the airport, just before he gets hit with
the automatic external defibrillators.
1. Her mouth was so sensual and delicate you would never use the
word "piehole" to describe it.