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millermagic
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I went back a few pages and didn't find this anywhere.
Dear TIDE:
> I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all
> through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.
> Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better! In fact, about a
> month
> ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and
>
> uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and
> generally
> started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and
> somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse.
> I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just
> wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a
> bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and
> satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so
>
> well the Detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA
> tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said
> that I
> would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my
> husband.
> What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a
> murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great
> product.
> Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people
Dear TIDE:
> I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all
> through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.
> Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better! In fact, about a
> month
> ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and
>
> uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and
> generally
> started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and
> somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse.
> I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just
> wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a
> bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and
> satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so
>
> well the Detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA
> tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said
> that I
> would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my
> husband.
> What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a
> murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great
> product.
> Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people
