So, I get in the elevator at the hotel, when a gorgeous women with really nice breasts walked in and said "Press one please." And that's when I got in trouble.
Went into a crowded bar and a well built lady "sidled" herself in front of me....I said "wow ma'am you have some nice hind quarters"...and she said "Sonny...a quarter won't do much but if you have a buck thirty five"...And that's when I got in trouble.