Trouble making time again....

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Mike-24_fan

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Rousch must be soaking the tires again....
My proof is simple.

Mark Martin came in second.
Kurt busch came in third
Jeff Burtin came in fourth
and Matt Kenseth came in eighth.

That is just too unbelievable to not be getting done legally.
So therefore Jack must be soaking those tires.:D :p :p
 
Yep!And the pit guys are using a differant timepiece in the pitstop competion too.:p
 
Naaah! Jack would not soak tires.

The secret lies with the intake manifolds!:)
 
Illegal radiator cover.

Remember those R & D motors that kept blowing up for the Roushketteers earlier in the year? Whatever they did, they got it worked out. Best guess is lighter pistons.
 
Good job by Rousch. They really had it working in the shop this week. I think was Jeff Burton said was telling, he said that if it weren't for his horrible job at qualifying he'd have better finishes. I think all four men have great stuff under them, and they know how to drive it and keep it in the top 10 for most tracks.
 
Yep. They're cheating. No question. Same as DEI on a plate trac....oops, wait a sec. They don't cheat, they're just that good, right?

Soooooooo....anyone except DEI that has a track figured out is cheati....well, now wait a minute. Jeffie and Jimmie were both top 10 at Darlington this spring...and at Texas...and Dega in the spring...and at the Coke 600...and the first Dover race...and the first Pocono race...and Chicago...and Indy...and the Southern 500...and again at Kansas...and at the fall race at Charlotte. Must just be a coincidence, huh?


So, we are left to conclude that anyone except DEI or the Glamor Twins who really figure out a track are nothing but lowdown dirty ch....oops, wait a second again. Tony and Bobby finished 1 and 3 at the first Martinsville race. Aw, that's...but then both were top 5 in the second New Hampshire race. Oh, fiddlesticks TWF, what does THAT pr....gosh, they were 2 and 3 at Charlotte a few weeks ago, too? Guess they're cheating too.

Which brings us to the inevitable conclusion that the only drivers NOT cheating are Casey Atwood, Hideo Fukuyama, Tony Raines, Carl Long, and Johnny Benson.

Glad we got THAT straightened out. :p
 
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