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A trucker who had been out on the road for three straight weeks stopped at a brothel outside Vegas.
He walked straight up to the Madam, plopped down $500.00 and said, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich."
The Madam was astonished.
She said, "OK, sir, but do you know that for that kind of money you could have two of my finest ladies, plus a three-course meal??"
The trucker replied, "Listen, sweetie. I ain't horny .... I'm homesick!"
A trucker who had been out on the road for three straight weeks stopped at a brothel outside Vegas.
He walked straight up to the Madam, plopped down $500.00 and said, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich."
The Madam was astonished.
She said, "OK, sir, but do you know that for that kind of money you could have two of my finest ladies, plus a three-course meal??"
The trucker replied, "Listen, sweetie. I ain't horny .... I'm homesick!"
