True Story

bump drafting · Feb 3, 2004

A man walked into a bar.

4xchampncountin · Feb 3, 2004

and said "ouch!"

kat2220 · Feb 3, 2004

Then the bartender said.....

bump drafting · Feb 3, 2004

Why do you have partially eaten Ham and Cheese sandwich in a wheelchair?

EatMorePossum · Feb 3, 2004

The man replied, "That's no sandwich, that's my wife!"

bump drafting · Feb 4, 2004

I am sick enough to find that hilarious.

esorlxaw · Feb 4, 2004

too bad it wasn't a horse, that would have been funnier

bump drafting · Feb 4, 2004

Ok, here ya go.
A man walked into a horse....

kat2220 · Feb 4, 2004

And Ed the talking Horse said...

majestyx · Feb 4, 2004

Watch out buddy! Can't you see I'm trying to order a beer!

Flametamer · Feb 7, 2004

To which the man replied, "naw, all I kin see is horse Manure".