10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT
WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not White.
3. Rap music is here to stay
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.
8. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the
Jackson 5
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay
in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public
is not normal.
10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT
HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Hickies are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5.Maria is a name but not for every other
daughter.
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance
policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is
a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname
of every person in your family
10.Letting your children run wildly through the
store is not normal.
10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT
BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. O. J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a kool-aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10.Your rims and sound system should not be worth
more than your car
WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not White.
3. Rap music is here to stay
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.
8. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the
Jackson 5
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay
in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public
is not normal.
10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT
HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Hickies are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5.Maria is a name but not for every other
daughter.
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance
policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is
a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname
of every person in your family
10.Letting your children run wildly through the
store is not normal.
10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT
BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. O. J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a kool-aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10.Your rims and sound system should not be worth
more than your car