TSA stats for January

[SST55]

January Statistics On Airport Screening From
The Department Of Homeland Security:

Terrorists Discovered
0
Transvestites
133
Hernias
1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases
3,172
Enlarged Prostates
8,249
Breast Implants
59,350
Natural Blondes
3

 

[Magnethead]

lol

 

[ted@economy]

A solution waiting for a problem.

 

[Greg]

For 3 of them the problem could be solved with a simple "Merkin".